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"My Handicap? Well Im Married." Hoodie

"My Handicap? Well Im Married." Hoodie

Regular price $85.00
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Introducing our "My Handicap? Well, I'm Married" Hoodie – a witty and relatable addition to your wardrobe that combines humor and style effortlessly. This hoodie isn't just about staying warm; it's about making a playful statement that's sure to bring a smile to your face and those around you.

Premium Material: Crafted with comfort in mind, this hoodie features a 100% cotton face, ensuring a soft and cozy feel against your skin. The combination of 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester guarantees both durability and warmth, making it perfect for any season.

Front Pouch Pocket: Keep your hands cozy and your essentials close with the practical front pouch pocket. Whether you're stashing your phone or just need a place to rest your hands, this hoodie has you covered.

Self-Fabric Patch: Our signature self-fabric patch on the back of the hoodie proudly displays the humorous slogan, "My Handicap? Well, I'm Married." It's a lighthearted nod to the delightful complexities of married life and adds a touch of personality to your outfit.

Matching Flat Drawstrings: The matching flat drawstrings not only offer a stylish look but also allow you to adjust the hood for a snug and comfortable fit, shielding you from the elements in style.

3-Panel Hood: The three-panel hood design not only adds a contemporary touch but also provides extra coverage and protection against the elements, ensuring you stay comfortable, whether you're out and about or simply relaxing at home.

This "My Handicap? Well, I'm Married" Hoodie is more than just clothing; it's a conversation starter and a playful way to express your relationship status with humor. Whether you're heading out for a casual day or simply looking for a comfortable and amusing hoodie to lounge in, this piece has got you covered.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• 3-panel hood

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32
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